So, I finally got my motherfuckin' iBook to work. Yesssss. Go Applestore! Go new router!
So, my brother went to homecoming on Friday with his boyfriend Thomas, whom I love. He made a blog about it, which shall be copied and pasted here because he said I could:So, Friday was pretty magical. Thomas looked great times ten, and I think I did pretty well. My sister did our hair and tied my tie for me because I nearly strangled myself trying. Thom and I had matching chucks. It was way sweet. We started a circle pit when they played Drowning Pool because, who plays Drowning Pool at a highschool? We started another one during Panic! At the Assfuck because I like to be an asshole to hipsters. Slow songs are nice, but I guess it offends a lot of people that I like to enjoy them with another boy. No need to call me a faggot. I already know I am one. I mean, seriously? What's the big deal? I know I'm a "homo" thanks. It comes with letting another dude stick his cock in your mouth/ass (It's never ass to mouth, youngin's. That's all kinds of nasty). And don't think I don't get hurt when you say "I never pegged you for being gay/I never thought YOU'D be gay". That's like saying "I never pegged you for having cancer!" or "Who knew YOU'D have lepresy?!". I just wish people wouldn't treat me like I'm...sick...or I need to be fixed. I was born this way. I've known forever that I was gay and I'm happy that way.
In all honesty though...If you like going on stereotypes, how did you NOT know? I mean...Thomas likes to fucking bake and watch Project Runway and Vanessa Carlton. And I like the Apex Twins. (Thanks, Ryan. No, really...)
Free cookies and punch was awesome. I'm pretty sure that shit could have killed any diabetic that so much as walked past it.
I love that kid, I honestly do.
SO GUESS WHAT. I GOT A RECORD PLAYER! I was going through my wallet and I had a Best Buy giftcard that had some $47 left on it and as I was browsing, I saw this record/radio/CD thingy for $50! I only had to pay $3 plus tax! I nearly peed my wee undies.
Matt and I went to a record store on a "date". It was fun. He bought me a Barry Manilow album.
Current Location: iBook!
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Foghat